10 things that I find highly overrated

A quick post before bed.

Without further ado, in no particular order:

• High School (let me out!)
  
• Shoes (feel the floor!)
  
• Napkins (If you don't make a mess, you don't need a napkin.)
  
• MySpace (I don't need a website to know that I have no friends)
  
• Having a social life (who has time?)
  
• Silverware (chopsticks forever!)
  
• Sanity (nobody really has it anyway)
  
• Multiplication tables (repeated addition. that's all it is.)
  
• Nail polish (it'll just peel off and look worse in a week)
  
• Orlando Bloom (he's so ugly! POTC 2 should never have been made)
  
• Accurate counting skills (Hint: this is thing #11.)

In other news, I realized that the thing I'll miss most while in Slovakia is probably Japanese rice. How weird is that? I won't have chopsticks or miso soup either. How will I live?!?