Saturday, May 31, 2008

Slovanglish

All the exchange students, including myself, developed a strange little jazyk all our own. Dubbed "Slovanglish" or "slovangičtina", depending on who you're talking to, it's basically angličtina, but about half the slovos come out po slovensky, which could be a maly communication problem when I get back home. The nouns are the worst, besides those funky little words that you just toss out into the sentence. I'm going to be saying "No" a lot, but what I'll mean by "no" is generally "yes". I read that it takes at least two weeks to stop saying "yes" and "no" in your adopted language, but that seems a little kratky to me. You should have heard us all spolu. It was a little scary. If you'd stranded us all on a desert island somewhere, it would only have taken about a rok and we would have had ourselves a full-fledged jazyk all our own. I have here appended a maly glossary for you in case any of you want to študovať up a bit before I get there in case you find me yelling for you to "podˇkaj a second" or asking you to pomôc with my počitač. I'm sure it doesn’t even begin to cover the immense confusion we'll have, but sometimes a little confusion is fun too. Add to the mix the fact that I've been chilling with my Australčanka with all her fun australsky words, and my vocabulary becomes a very very zauimave place.



Bez

Without

Podˇkaj

Wait

Trošku

A little bit

Spolu

together

Dˇakujem

Thank you

Diki

Thanks

Australčanka

Australian chick, more specifically, Ellie.

Autobus

Bus

Pozor

Watch out, pay attention

Angličtina

English

Australsky

Australian

Americky

American (adjective)

Laska

Love

No

Yes

Hej

Yeah

Daj mi

Give me

Však

Something along the lines of "eh?"

Viem

I know

Zauimave

interesting

Čaj

Tea

Muž

Man

Počitač

computer

Mobil

Cell phone

Pomôc

help

Maly

Little

Vlasy

Hair

Domov/doma

Home

Nie

No

Notebook

laptop

Strašne

Horrible, horribly

kratky

Short

stači

enough

Kufor

Suitcase

Potraviny

Convenience store

Pivo

Beer

Pes

Dog

Po Slovensky

In Slovak

Po Anglicky

In English

Jesť

Eat

študovať

study

Jazyk

Language, tongue

Slovo

Word

Môže byť

May be

Rok

year


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh how this post made me laugh. I can't wait to see you and hear your Slovanglish.

Anonymous said...

I'm so excited! It will be like learning to speak to my Furby again. Except I imagine I will have more success with you because you won't burn through batteries quite as quickly. It's going to be fun!