Without further ado, in no particular order:
- High School (let me out!)
- Shoes (feel the floor!)
- Napkins (If you don't make a mess, you don't need a napkin.)
- MySpace (I don't need a website to know that I have no friends)
- Having a social life (who has time?)
- Silverware (chopsticks forever!)
- Sanity (nobody really has it anyway)
- Multiplication tables (repeated addition. that's all it is.)
- Nail polish (it'll just peel off and look worse in a week)
- Orlando Bloom (he's so ugly! POTC 2 should never have been made)
- Accurate counting skills (Hint: this is thing #11.)
In other news, I realized that the thing I'll miss most while in Slovakia is probably Japanese rice. How weird is that? I won't have chopsticks or miso soup either. How will I live?!?
