10 things that, when dropped innocuously into a conversation, sometimes make me laugh for no reason

1. Spoons
2. Coconuts
3. Toast
   
4. Bananas
5. Marmalade
   
6. Pineapples
7. Toenails
8. Elephants
9. Pickles
10. Deranged Ostriches

I'm not sure what it means that 6/10 of these items can be found in the kitchen. The kitchen is not a particularly funny room to be in. Oh well. Just a post to let all my loyal fans know I'm still alive. Oh, and I'm going to Slovakia. Don't know where in Slovakia, but will eventually. I find myself unable to come up with anything deep to say today, so I gave you Deranged Ostriches and Marmalade instead. College applications have stolen my mind out from under me.